marvel is like the grandma that always gives you $100 when you ask for ten and fills up your plate with seconds even though you’re full.
and DC is like that one uncle who’s always an asshole but you keep inviting over for dinner hoping that things will be better this time but they never are.
OH MY GOD WHEN ARE PEOPLE GOING TO UNDERSTAND THAT WARNER BROTHERS IS THE ONE CAUSING THIS, DC IS STILL COMING OUT WITH AMAZING COMICS, THEY HAVE NO CONTROL OVER WHAT COMES OUT IN THEATERS
poor “hey-guys-whoever-draws-harley-quinn-committing-suicide-in-a-sexy-way-wins-a-prize” DC. poor “let’s-fire-our-top-female-writer-for-speaking-out-against-sexualized-violence-in-our-comics-and-replace-her-with-a-renowned-homophobe” DC. poor “we-don’t-publish-comics-for-kids-but-for-middle-aged-white-guys” DC. wow. clearly warner is the problem here. it’s not like there’s a website that lists every atrocity DC has commited on a daily basis. i was so wrong. forgive me, DC. you are innocent. let us absolve you.